Tom The Toad &
Friends
(Tune: Oh, Christmas Tree)
O Tom the Toad, O Tom the
Toad, why did you jump into the road?
You were so big & green & fat, but now you're small &
red & flat.
O Tom the Toad, poor Tommy Toad, why did you jump into the road?
O Tom the Toad, O Tom the
Toad, why are you lying in the road?
You did not see that car ahead, & you were flattened by the
tread.
O Tom the Toad, poor Tommy Toad, why are you lying in the road?
O Suzie Skunk, O Suzie Skunk,
why do you make my tires go thunk?
You did not look from east to west, now on the road there's such
a mess.
O Suzie Skunk, poor Suzie Skunk, why do you make my tires go
thunk?
O Sam the Snake, O Sam the
Snake, why do you lie out there and bake?
You did not see that truck go by & now you look like a
butterfly.
O Sam the Snake, poor Sammy Snake, why do you lie out there &
bake?
O Possum Pete, O Possum Pete,
there's nothing left but hair & feet.
You thought you'd beat that bus across & now you look like a
pile of moss.
O Possum Pete, poor Possum Pete, there's nothing left but hair
& feet.
Arm'dillo Tex, Arm'dillo Tex,
why are you looking so perplexed?
Across the yellow line you strayed, the truck hit you - like a
grenade!
Arm'dillo Tex, Arm'dillo Tex, why are you looking so perplexed?
O Froggie Fred, O Froggie
Fred, why do you lie there stone-cold dead?
You didn't look as you jumped out, a ten-ton truck ran up your
snout!
O Froggie Fred, poor Froggie Fred, why do you lie there stone-cold
dead?
O Swallow Sam, O Swallow Sam,
what turned your body into jam?
Into the air you'd quickly speed, an eighteen-wheeler made you
bleed.
O Swallow Sam, poor Swallow Sam, what turned your body into jam?
O Doggie Spot, O Doggie Spot,
upon the road you're such a blot.
Out in the lane you boldly went, now your bod's not worth a cent!
O Doggie Spot, poor Dogfit Spot, upon the road you 're such a
blot.
O Bunny Ben, O Bunny Ben,
why are your ears mashed flat & thin?
Out on the road you quickly jumped, you didn't count on getting
bumped.
O Bunny Ben, O Bunny Ben, why are your ears mashed flat &
thin?
O Billy Bat, O Billy Bat,
why are you lying still like that?
Along the road U swooped & flapped, but on a windshield U got
zapped!
O Billy Bat, O Billy Bat, why are you lying still like that?
O Turtle Ted, O turtle Ted,
your shell's all broken - so's your head.
In the road U thought you'd travel, now you're ground into the
gravel.
O Turtle Ted, O turtle Ted, your shell's all broken - so's your
head.