On Campus
Two students meet on campus one day. The first calls out to the other:
"Hey! Isn't that a 1500 LC? Where did you get it?"

"Well," replies the other. "I was walking to class the other day when this pretty, young, coed rides up on this bike. She jumps off, takes off all of her clothes, and yells 'You can have ANYTHING YOU WANT!' "

"Good choice," says the first, "her clothes wouldn't have fitted you anyway."